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I am getting married on Saturday.
We believe.
Obviously, the whole thing is shrouded in mystery.
Hi, Ellen.
It's the man version of getting a cat.
Oh, my God, people do that?
You give me three days, and I will find the woman you will marry.
OLDER TED: Kids, before I met your mother,
just because some computer says so?
Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city,
There are no women out there for me? I thought you said there were eight.
Hey, is there any way I can let it be known that I love cuddling?
Come on, Lily, don't hate the player, hate the game.
nail them, and never call them again.
when the tears come.
(BOTH MOANING)
We were just upstairs watching TV.
I told her to call me anyway if she changes her mind. But I don't know.
What happened?
- Yes. - We're signing up.
is if it was wearing the skin of a mouse it just killed.
- What? - Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot.