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Yeah, we do that behind your back.
- How do you know? - I don't know, but I believe.
there is still so much we don't know.
- Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, it was a long shot.
Friday night?
I have more photos in the bathroom.
when I get there, but I gotta give it a shot.
Did the horizontal, 10-legged, inter-species cha-cha?
Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you.
Okay, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers.
Yeah, an 8.5 guy.
(SHUSHING)
So, my 9.6,
You have a basal cell carcinoma.
Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereals,
A beacon of hope for New York City's lovelorn.
- So I should keep looking? - Of course you should.
because you kind of look like John Cusack
(WHISPERING) And these are just the attractive ones.
Yes, there's nine million people in New York,
Oh, jeez.
Another round, and back it up for me and Lily!
Oh, my God!
- But it can. - And it has.
You want to be her boyfriend. She already has a boyfriend.
Don't touch the computer.
Ted up, to overthink something with disastrous results.
- What? - It's empty.
I mean, maybe your computer will help, maybe it won't, but it'll happen.