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I don't know what it is, but margaritas make me sexy.
you kind of put that in your datebook. So.
Stonehenge, Area 51, there's alien crap all over the place.
- What? - My boat is sinking!
It was a cockroach.
And you didn't use an obvious alias on your application
Ellen, your company "Love Solutions" boasts a 100% success rate,
- It's pronounced Puh-kaj. - Get out of here!
It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton, like a roach.
Mouse? Sweetie, that wasn't a mouse. That was a huge cockroach.
that it's leaning starboard at a 45-degree angle.
I'm sure you do.
Love isn't a science. You can't calculate a feeling.
Come on, Lily. The only way that that was a cockroach
It's kind of hard to talk about with Ted here,
Gray-brown tufts of fur, a tail.
That's impossible. That simply can't happen.
- I'm a happy ending. - (CHUCKLES) Happy ending?