One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Family Guy [S03E04]

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One If by Clam, Two If by Sea - Family Guy [S03E04]
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Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution.

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01 Aug 2001
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Dan Povenmire, Peter Shin, Pete Michels
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 25.223
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 22.866
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 22.802
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 21.412
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 19.635
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 18.536
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 18.471
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 18.384
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 18.050
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 17.528
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 17.177
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 17.097
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 16.971
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 16.469
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 16.303
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 15.280
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 14.946
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 14.826
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 14.826
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 14.670
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 14.468
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 14.158
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 14.045
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 13.922
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Released 2001-08-01, Rated TV-14
Score 13.849
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