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But no worries.
Look again
It's the pillow top.
Out of curiosity, did Jacob have any pubic hair?
She sometimes tucks a little fortune into her baked goods.
Holy cow. Excuse me. I swear to God, I'm sorry.
- Is this your property? - This is my property, yeah.
...if you wanted to take a hot shower at our place.
This is my lake. This is my yard. My house.
New clients.
You don't understand. My mother's a bitter academic who always judges me.
I had a man, an ugly man, tell me I wasn't ugly.
I've been pouring my blood, sweat and tears into this Happiness Consultant thing...
Oh, fuck.
All right, I think we need to be alone right now.
- It's in Swahili. - Oh, that's lovely.
There you are
...so I guess it didn't do the trick, huh?
- That depends on your definition of art. - I'm not talking...
Oh, right. Yeah.
Smell nice.
Oh, wait. See, this is from seventh grade, the year I had really bad BO...
- I don't think Jemma should be a client. - You wanna cut her off?
No, Mother. These have chocolate chips.
I can't compete with this shit.
Same swollen belly
Which is why waking up next to that pile of cold hard cash...