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Connie and I always had a dream of playing Carnegie Hall...
-Minh, have you seen this pornography? -Don't worry. She's in Fort Worth.
Texas' own Van Cliburn is a classical pianist...
Good. Perfect. Do that.
Now all we have to do is check every free buffet in town.
(Bill) Yakov was so funny.
How do you get into the Van Cliburn Summer Orchestra?
while tourists are seduced by his fake comedy act.
I'd open with a tight 40-minute set of observational comedy and poo jokes.
It sounds like you're killing a seagull with a bagpipe.
Great! That narrows it down.
Well, I could go for either, but it's up to you.
Being ill-prepared.
[van approaching]
When you're playing bluegrass, you call it a fiddle, Connie.
Now, I move to the Ozarks, I have to start all over again.
Chad in Branson
And whether you like it or not, your daughter's a natural.
Help, Charlie! Help, somebody!
about the high cost of mules! Let's do it!
Okay. I'm not afraid to say it. We're a novelty band without Connie.
[Kahn yells]
[birds chirping]
Okay, okay.
And when she come home from audition, we'll scream at her...
[screaming]