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Mom, Lisa won't stay on her side of the thought bubble.
Anyhoo, Jesus answered, and I think it might have gone
Marjorie, could you and I have a word in the backyard?
(MARGE HUMMING A TUNE)
¶ ¶
That's very kind, but...
No. I mean, I'll miss her on the other end of the bucksaw,
She says she's gonna bring her own spin to it.
Where you going? She might leave and never come back.
¶ With Lumberjill ¶
My final words are Lisa sucks!
Boring. That's what this straight-A Girl Scout
(gasps) This play is about us!
-(exclaims) -All right, champ!
Laced with marijuana.
Oh, I'm sitting in a bar
So then, Pontius says to the elders,
It's a snap.
(crying)
Ooh. Hello, Nicolas Cage.
(gasps) They think I'm boring.
And maybe now I can love my lumberjack son.
Mmm. I know where she can put that chopping to good use.
(chuckles)