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♪ I'm Sammy, I'm Sammy the Crab, I'm Sammy the Crab
Sammy's gone mad. He's mutilated everyone. We need an actor. Can you come down?
- Put me on at the club tonight. - Oh, really?
- You mean Nathan. - Whatever.
"Mr. De Beauvois, Your Conduct This Evening Has Been Intolerable."
No, no, no. I don't do that any more. Thank you, but, no, no, no.
Sword of terror number one, please.
The reason I sacked you, Sammy, was because of the drinking.
Why don't you come along? My nights, they're genius.
Come with us now on a journey through time and space.
Take the chokes of me, train me up as an actor.
Now, Howard, as an actor, you'll need to summon up emotions as quick as a beam.
Are you training to be a football manager? Are you Terry Venables? No, no, no, no, no.
- Sorry. - Dickhead.
- Montgomery Flange! - Ah, at your service.
One, two, three, four.
OK, he can come, but no plus-one. I'm chocka.
- then got backed over by a wizard in a van. - 12 times.
Argh!
- I thought you'd gone of to see Jurgen. - What can I say?
What I did was I looked back to the most traumatic period of my life,
Make the calll Fucking make the calll
I just wanted to say that I am glad you are clean.
You have absolutely nothing. You repulse me.
To the theatre!
- That was a mistake. - Yeah, right.
- How am I supposed to know that? - Thank you.
Bravo!
I'll see you tonight for the gig. And give my condolences to Neville's family.