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No, no, I got the number here, yeah.
Iet me tell you something: You can come here,
Clarence Royce will accuse me of exploiting
that he'd be doing breakfast with someone
Yeah.
Chill chill chill! Don't rip this shit.
If you want...
The fish be fine. I mean, they fish, right?
I mean, if he ain't,
I'm gonna show you how you do this
There ain't no Ku Klux Klan there.
Bubbles got it all, dawg.
Sir?
Tommy, for Christ's sakes.
aircraft carrier boxed in.
Let me get some!
if he pisses off Royce
He's livin' with me now.
You can come back later, a'ight?
the ground floor of something better.
the whole damn neighborhood.
you worried about where my money come from?
Mr. Pryzbylewski, do you have anything you want addressed?
Police be stealin', yo.
What, you ain't hear me? For new clothes,
to the fuckin' archdiocese.
There's no leadership and morale has never been lower.
Miss. D-3.
- You can't do that, yo. - Try me, Namond.
before I lose my damn mind.
- B-5? - No, Daddy, D-5.
That's what I think.
The Ku Klux Klan live in Howard County.
- Calm down, Clay, hmm? - Money laundering?
They gonna come talk to me
Oh, the hell you are.
Nigga need more maintenance
- Yo, thanks, Monk. - Oh, you need to thank my man Marlo.
they gotta worry about how they look,
we're gonna play the cards that we were dealt.
This young man has to be registered for school.
Check you out, though.
a new front office comes in and maybe they bounce
three weeks before the primary,
- Got another two minutes. - Fuck that, I got a fight coming up.
I'm sorry, but shit, I'm just glad to see
And the thing that I resent most
Shit.
Whoa. That Marlo?
If it's yours, you lucky bitch,
you told me to keep an eye for
And he says it's important.
"Hey, little man, you wanna grow a 'stache?
Gentleman, please. No personal interactions.
Makes them drowsy, and drowsy's good.
So before we can even begin to think about
- What's this? - A subpoena for records.
- Whoa! $100! - Thanks, mister!
I mean it's-- it's--
these neighborhoods and this city safe once again.
Yo, yo, man, I ain't do nothin'!
- a little more, though, a'ight? - Yo, man, you finished?
I couldn't wait till I started shaving.
Well, Spider's a good kid.
Miss Anna gave me on stuff to sell at school.
that writing letters will not solve the problem.
Me:
I conclude by declaring that it is for all of Baltimore--
I don't think any of my officers
Yo, bubs.
Or where he gets his money from?
You finish up your rounds, and then Justin gets on.
Either you real out there, or you ain't
A kick in the ass sometimes helps.
Either that or a firing squad.