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Creatures from outer space impregnated your mother.
Thanks a lot, son.
I felt the same way when Boomhauer told me I had bad breath.
But I was close,
You can't have him. He's my son!
Are you as nervous for Bobby as I am?
[sighing]
But you were there for every Christmas morning and scraped knee.
The aliens knew I was getting too close to the truth.
One of them half-alien.
Dude, he's coming.
If you're that good at pretending to be upset...
I am the stage mother, Peggy Hill.
You, Dale.
[grunting]
You got a better explanation?
You drink some, too.
Why would you say something like that? He's your dad.
Sorry, Joseph.
Maybe he locked himself out of or in something.
We have a roomful of seniors from Garrity and Sons nursing home.