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I wouldn't do that to a customer, and I shouldn't have done it to my son.
-Dad? -Joseph?
Yeah, Dad! Bravo!
Is that appropriate?
""Nobody ever gonna hurt nobody, or steal from them.
If Bobby were trying out for a team, I'd help him, too.
I mean, it's not like Joseph's even my son.
You think you could give Bobby some pointers on acting?
I'm not taking over. I'm just helping the boy make a team.
so we won't be murdered in our sleep.
Boy! This weather sure has been.... Joseph, you're an alien.
Actually, no.
-ls Dad my real dad? -What?
-Hey, Dad, what's ii the jar? -Doi 't driik it,
Especially if, you know, they can't deal with it.
Why don't you ask your mother to help?
Yeah!
Joseph. He's gone to Marfa, and he's taken Bobby with him.
Who wrote this crap?
stole your genetic material, and then used that to create me?
You're being crazy.
I can't believe I lost Joseph.
-Okay. -Okay.
Actually, I'm great at it.
You're only half-alien and at times can be a tad self-absorbed.
Naicy had a horrible headache aid couldi 't tra vel,,,
Break a leg, Hank.
I'm in over my head, Hank.
Good hands, Mr. Hill.
so I asked John Redcorn to stay at the house to protect her while I was gone.
Well, I thought he was with you.
Dang it! Dang it!
""And rabbits.""