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[country music playing]
Well, if the boy is my boy, you can.
[panting]
You drink some, George.
Dad, aliens impregnated Mom. That's a given.
Which means you are my flesh-and-blood genetic son.
Ma, would you pass the taters, please?
with the mind of a 5-year-old.
""We'd know what come of our planting.
I played the lead in my high school production of Grease,
What?
Bill, any time you have a mild concussion, you are welcome at this dinner table.
Yeah. That Joseph, he's really....
What did I tell you about funny voices at the dinner table?
That's the best performance...
Oh, God!
""You want me to tell you about the rabbits?""
You're pretty good at rolling over.
I did.
I know how important that play was to you.
Would either of you be interested in purchasing some alien urine?
maybe you can convince them to spare our lives.
Is it possible he got a better part in another play?
What are you guys doing? Catching butterflies?
but I have never been so stupid.
Those Gribbles are two nuts on the same sundae.
No, I'll pussyfoot around.