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It's my joke! I'm gonna tell it.
Come on! This is great news.
Probably as food.
-I am not your real father. -Of course you are.
Well, this is awkward.
Thanks for the tips. Maybe I can try them out with my dad.
back on the sidewalk
well, he finally did something right.
Nice one, Mr. Hill.
The kind of scared you only see in Earth women...
He was a purebred alien and had a heart of gold.
No, your Earth dad.
I took them out only to hand jive.
Come on.
I've gotta go play make-believe with Bobby.
""It's gonna be nice.""
Cai we have everybody sittiig dowi? Thaik you,
Dad?
-Excuse me. Is that seat free? -No.
When Joseph was a baby, who changed his diapers?
Run away from the light.
And me? Well, I'd make an excellent pet.
I don't think he made it, sug'.
Bobby, I thought your father was going to rehearse with you.
Who took him to his first day at kindergarten?
Of course he is.