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could ever ask for.
Well, now that I'm a mentor, everything's changed.
And you humps aren't worthy to swill his backwash.
Listen up, millenniums. I'm Homer Simpson,
So I've prepared inspirational posters.
Are you kidding?
Okay, Homer, you can do this.
(imitates guitar)
When will my slice be ready?
So I went down to the plant,
Mister Beast
And I got the perfect card.
¶ It's asking for the taking ¶
All righty, three slices, please.
Address rate of reaction.
Bucknell's got no rim protection.
Shh!
(gobbling)
and crawl in your mummy box,
You borrowed money from the mob?!
As a last-second half-court heave
of Patriot League basketball.
No. No!
He was a waiter at my wedding.
your new supervisor.
MIKE: Yo! Mentor!
You sign the card, you got to chip in.
I thought you might say that.
They're garbage. Just cover the spread.
I'm, uh, just tunin' in to a little college hoops.
No one disrespects Homer Simpsons!
BURNS: Happy birthday, Lenny.
Mike Wegman, nuclear intern.
He's been blocked by so many celebrities on Twitter.
(sighs)
because he's backed by the full mentorship
Hope you didn't lose any sleep
Then it's my pleasure to tell you...
-(laughter) -(groans)
And even our gambling operation is in trouble
I'll let it go.
(groans)