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I mean, for you and for the environment...
Beautiful picture of it.
Um, oh. Uh, heads up.
HEY! I WAS JUST MAKING SOME TABLE LEGS!
- Look, we'll just make sacrifices. - Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, no, no, time out, time out.
JESS: Oh, my God, the car's the other way!
[grunts loudly]
Lay it on me.
Oh...!
It was great.
♪ Put your other foot down ♪
Sir, sorry to keep you waiting.
husband and...
In Portuguese,
Ooh...
Also it's crazy expensive.
I now pronounce you
She's a badass, that is what is going on with her.
- Make an egg. - Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Get... yeah, got to fold it perfect. Oh. Yeah, okay. Sorry.
Aly and I just went long distance.
Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parikh?
What is happening?
'Cause you work for me now.
Are you buying a boat?
Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house
And It'll be tight, but we'll manage it.
[exhales]
That's a lot of zeros.
Of course I'm ready. [Chuckles]
All right, I'm gonna hang up now. Are you ready?
Wow, that feels so good to say.
- That ole turkey burger? - Yeah.
It's coupons Cup-ons, yeah
Please, Jess.
This is my first book.
She's a strong... strong one.
This place is way over our borrowing limit.
We got the house!
I didn't like that house that much anyway.
The only place that was even close was that...
This is, um, this is Margaret.
You don't work for Schmidt and Cece
- I worked out a lot. - Come on, sit down.
Okay, honey, just... shh.