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- Oh, hi. Nice to meet you. - Very nice to meet you.
Hey, Britt-Britt. So, listen.
Um, Kurt, they're all sort of looking the same.
I hereby call the Celibacy Club to order.
# Take a bite of my heart tonight #
# You know where #
It's gonna be easier to come by...
But we need your input. Are we scream worthy?
and that scares the hell out of a lot of guys.
I need to talk to you about something.
- Never. - I beg your pardon?
- Don't be. - Go out with me.
you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.
# And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills #
You're still the, uh- You're still the acting sex ed teacher, right?
# Take a bite of my heart tonight #
Miss Holliday.
why don't you and the kids in your Celibacy Club come in and do a number?
# Do you wanna touch me there? #
and see if maybe the lyrics of the song...
Hey, hot stuff.
Are you, like, some kind of crazy pope lady?
I have always been dubious.
You married your high school sweetheart...
# Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with #
All I'm saying is, all we have to do...
Speaking of being intimate, what's with the hickey, Quinn?
Okay, so, I want you to read them...
# You don't have to be rich to be my girl #
Is that your mom?
I just want you.
Kurt, when you're ready...
And-And I am blown away by your guys' relationship.
# Where? #
Oh. Oh, this is, uh...
with graphic information.
The Celibacy Club will now come to order.
who have gotten in way too deep...
Like an adult.
- Hey, you think this is easy for me? - # La, la, la, la ##
And I'm happy to do whatever I can to help make celibacy an option for these kids.
# Gonna find my baby, Gonna hold her tight #
Let me come into Glee Club this week, and I'll show you what I mean.
but it also means I tend to break nice guys like you into Wasa crackers.
so we have plenty of time to campaign for prom king and queen.
I just don't think it's that realistic.
# You just leave it all up to me #
Because with feelings it's better.
This is where I belong.
feelings for you- that I'm afraid of dealing with...
Breakfast is confusing for you.
and I want to ask both of you...
You see? We have really got to educate these kids.
Welcome to my sacred, sexy, sharing circle.
It's not a hickey.
I've made her romantic dinners, I give her roses...
I was sure I was caught.