HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-Do you want to come in with me? -No, no!
-Okay. Here you go. -But the number will be different
Oh. No such thing.
I'd rather have a no-coffee buyer than a defecator.
Yeah, I'm just gonna be a minute.
You step on those.
-'cause I'm not going to remember it. -Okay.
Please, uh, have him contact me.
You're blocking traffic. You're in the slow car.
Well... (sighs)
Yeah.
Hopefully, we can, uh...
-Right? -That's right, that's right. Good to see you.
I was watching Columbo one night,
He was growling at me before, like he was going to attack me,
-Yeah. -Well, you're-- It is crazy.
And I just made it smarter.
I'd like to have friends of all creeds and disabilities.
Oh. Hello.
Eh.
(growls, barks)
And Purell, every table.
I got a guy outside.
-Well, I'd prefer you didn't right now. -Yeah? (laughs)
All right, look. I'm here to ask a favor.
-Hey. -Dr. Holzer: Larry.
-My heart. (gasping) -Larry: Rusty!
Oh, there's nothing. There's gotta be something.
No, I don't mind at all.
-Larry: Yeah. -No problem. Have a great day.
Oh, thank you.
What, what do you think of that painting?
Yeah, and he's got the cups!
We got the placard. Let's use it.
-Leon, so nice to see you. -Yeah.
and I'm very concerned
and you're ready for your muffin.
I feel like Susie wants to give this guy a heart attack
-You pull over? -Yeah.
-That lady? -Everything she says,
-Pussy tea. Huh? -Freddy: Mm-hmm.
He's gonna love every minute of it.
Rusty!
-You know, he's a manager, he knows a lot of celebrities. -Oh.
Hey, Larry. We could trade,
-Oh, okay. -...in between.
-Grab on here. -Let's see how we do it.
What dog?
I named him after my grandfather, my opa.
And the pants go where?
-Number one, people hate surprise parties. -No, no, no, no.
I feel like a Rusty.