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-I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. -Aw. Girl.
He was not invited!
Hey. Am I crazy?
-Larry: Adolf! -Boris: Nein! Halt!
-Oh. -Susie knows that.
I think you have bad walker etiquette. You're a hallway hog.
It's the best.
-...that keeps coffee hot. -Mm-hmm.
They don't touch anything.
Yeah. I can see that.
I'm not okay with that.
-That's not a problem. -This is perfect. Let's do it. Bahamas.
he's stern.
Hey, hey.
All right. Um...
-The champ, mattress champ. -Yeah, knock 'em out with a one-two punch.
(both grunting, groaning)
-Yeah. -A handicapped-- This is a handicapped spot.
Susie will-- she'll text me. She'll say no. She'll cancel.
Everything's not a hit. People can make conversations without it being a hit.
Leon: I love a good mystery.
-'cause it'll be a "T" for temporary. -Right, temporary.
-And you listen? -Yeah.
-Leon: Woo! Whoa! -Larry: Here we go.
I calculated your speed,
are gonna be vile, vulgar, the dregs of society.
-Where's the party? -Scopa.
-and, uh, I'll be talking to Susie. -Okay. Okay.
(both yelling)
Right.
Rusty Holzer Rusty Holzer
Throw that shit on. (clears throat loudly)
That's not a compliment.
for her husband tonight at Scopa at 7:20.
What the fuck are you doing here?
a big surprise like that?
You're a liar!
-of where your penis is. -Uh-huh.
You're saying the point of the surprise party is to kill him?
He put a nickname on the card? Why's he doing that?
Okay, you just said you would spare me the details, but you're not sparing.
Why do you want me to ruin a surprise?
Yeah, I know, but people coming to use
You don't think like a killer. You don't have a devious mind.
You've gotta let the fast cars through.
And that's what we're talking about here, the cup.
How can I help you?
-Yeah. -Matzo scented.
(grunts)
That's your plan, isn't it? Huh? Isn't it?
I'll take very good care of it.
-(cheering) -Holzer!
Oi.
You can park anywhere with one of these.
-Sir, I have a walker. I can park here. -Where's your placard?
Susie, why does it have to be a surprise?
-Hi. -Why did you pass me?
-uh, 'cause my number's right there if you need, uh... -Larry: Jesus.
Come on.
-Larry: Hey, Wally, it's Larry. -Wally (over phone): Hey. How's it going?
(Susie humming)
-You wanna work here part-time? -I do.
Ah! I am so sorry, sir. Okay?
No black man would ever chase a fuckin' tornado.
I swear to you, this is just as hot
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Yeah!