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Good boy.
-Holzer? -Yeah.
Where, where'd you come up with "Rusty"?
Or did you get some new artwork in here?
-Go down to the DMV. -Yeah.
And we're down.
-Eccentric? -He's like an outdoors guy.
-you want to attract customers. -Are you... are you through?
You're just waiting outside and telling him about it.
-First of all, it's a terrible idea. -Why?
-Larry: Hey. -Hey, I'm back.
pamphlets, brochures, whatever.
for some personality quirk or trait.
Want to sing one with me?
I'm going to the cops. What do you think of that?
-Yeah. -He's gonna be thrilled.
I usually have one. It's just,
(yells): Surprise! You know, everybody jumps out.
Hey. What the hell's with your dog?
See that?
Marconi used to go mountain climbing naked.
I really like those on the coffin.
But then, if you don't tell him...
Oh, it was pretty easy. I mean, I studied up for it.
You can't park there.
-What? -How about this?
-I am. Look at this. -And where's the can?
Heil Hitler!
I love, the West En-- the West End. Yeah.
An amputee friend? Oh, I'd kill for an amputee friend.
Larry: This could be a matter of life or death.
her name, anyway. She would be a stranger to me.
-So fast. -I know.
You know what? I just might take a lead pipe to your leg
He's an inventor. They're supposed to be eccentric.
Larry: It doesn't matter. You're not going to the party.
And you'll see that there's a person in a wheelchair. That's not me.
We, uh, we had a dinner--
-No, of course. I understand. -So that's... I had to apply for it.
They're not touching. That's what they don't like.
you report back to me. Got it?
Wow.
I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday.
just looking at you like this and clapping and singing along.
Larry: Hello.
-(barking) -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You could have just walked backwards.
-You're a liar. -Ow. Ow. Oh...
Oh. Oh!
-(truck honks) -Larry: Look at this. That truck is passing you
-Larry: I love that. -(dog whines)
-A cup, okay... -Mm-hmm.
-Ooh. -We can fly you direct into Nassau.
-You sing in the shower? -If I have company,
Wally: Are we giving her a ride?
but let me just explain to you what it is. This goes in your car.
Women don't want to sit.
Okay, I think he's more of an eccentric than anything.
-Saturday, the 20th. -Scopa.
Receptionist: Do you have an appointment?
where motherfuckin' white guys get in a fuckin' van
Hi.
I guess you gotta be a little careful of the food you bring in
The dog ate it.
I'm trying to think what I'm gonna do...