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Listen, I, uh, made, uh, dinner plans with Dr. Holzer.
Then you'll have to live with that.
He is so transparent.
The guy's got a heart condition.
Aggressively boring, fuckin' brutal.
Okay.
Anything happens to Jeff at that party...
-Susie nixed it. -Nothing. All right.
No, I don't know. Um, lying to Susie, that's--
You named your dog... Adolf?
-And the heat comes from here. -Heat comes from there.
You ruin this surprise party, I'm gonna fuck you up.
No, you've gotta respect the car in the front.
-I'm just waiting. That's it. -Hey.
Nobody wants you here.
unless there was a, you know,
Let me ask you a question. You're in your car.
Hi. Here you go. Noise.
I have a friend who's an amputee.
my speed, the distance, my average urination time,
(sighs)
-Huh? -Larry.
Wally: Here we go.
-Mocha Jane. -Yeah, that's me. Mocha Jane.
The number is G921...
Bahamas! Here I come, baby!
-Travel agent: Okay. -Spa facial.
Then I have another appointment in Beverly Hills at eleven.
-Larry: Hey, hey! -Nein! Halt! Adolf, halt!
-Uh-- Of course. -Larry: May I use your bathroom?
I'm so sick of taking five, six, seven sips,
Don't pay any attention to her! You're eavesdropping!
-You playing tonight? -Yeah, I'm gonna sing some songs.
-My top speed? Yes. -Yeah.
This is so impressive.
Right. But whatever makes him weird like that
Because he has no cell phone. He lost it.
Make, make a U-turn. Make a U-turn.
I looked at a spectrum of colors, but I decided to go with white.
-(Leon laughs) -What's next?
He's part of a tornado-chasing troop called Stormfront.
Okay. Can you...
I mean, people pay a lot of money to see us.
So at the party, Susie says,
-You don't take it down. It just stays up on the mirror. -Right. Stays up on the mirror.
-Really? -Yeah.
my son's store, here.
-Holzer: Yeah. (chuckles) -You don't, with respect, look like a Rusty.
tell him that there's a surprise party inside for him.
Wally: And it was something she was really looking forward to.
This motherfucker had me convinced
♪ ("EL DESEO" BY JANET SHERBOURNE PLAYS) ♪
Too bad.
Do you need to see the doctor?
-Yeah. -Hey, hey, hey.
You don't want to go too much longer than a pee time.