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I know, Schmoops.
- when you're ready. - When will that be?
You swore you'd never look in my Yentadex.
I can see your future.
As a gym coach, he was a natural.
Very desperate.
But perhaps I can help. Come, my child.
- Shake a leg. - (BLOWS WHISTLE)
Champions are losers who forgot to give up!
- I'm finding you love again. - Okay.
and buy a vacuum so you can suck it.
Don't worry, pal. I gotcha.
(GRUNTS) I'll get... Ow! My back!
mess your hair up a little bit when I take the top down.
Your dad was a shirtless cowboy, a sweaty cop, a leather-clad biker.
And when you think about it, you've only had one boyfriend,
Dig deep. Imagine a jaguar's chasing you.
I am not a sad-sack loser.
Yeah, normally, I just go with the flow,
three kinds of meats. His mom's British.
It's a safe career, but we would have had a beautiful home.
But nonetheless I feel the need to say
This thing guarantees a match.
Hi. I'm Bill Lewis.
Corporate leader?
I'm gonna be a mentor.
Honestly, I'd rather not do either.
I'm waking up at dawn.
but I'm shutting this down. I'm just...
Oh, I see it now.
But with the right people in your corner supporting you,
but her heart's in the right place.
Honestly, I've never seen such a negative reaction,
I won't stand in the way.
What? No, no, no.