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but, you know...
Xan's rich. You guys are tall.
He's a monster!
You guys, I'm your RA. I'm not your mom.
I wanted to get as far away from this place as possible.
You didn't notice this building has my name on it?
It's the cowabunga lifestyle!
I know it's hard, but you're so lucky, Xan.
♪ Voorhees a jolly good pillow Voorhees a jolly good pillow ♪
Where is everybody?
You know what I love, Titus? Zoos!
Ooh, here's one you'll like.
Monica and Ross are brother and sister,
Mm-mm, I'm not into the whole "sharing economy."
Ah, so you see,
Like that Kars4Kids commercial.
We replaced all our teeth.
♪ Boobs and California And my 'Stang and California ♪
Unlike the moon landing, the Kennedy assassination,
♪ They're the greatest boobs ♪
My name is Kimmy Schmidt.
Just so you know, you're on speakerphone.
The famous Donna.
not like those freeloading Olympic athletes.
♪ Unbreakable ♪
things will work out.
after you settled down and had a family.
You think I'm some kind of idiot?
♪ The Supreme Court ♪
Who put underwear on me?
Wow.
A "community liaison" who'll just happen to be
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
And we will provide a free shuttle bus for any confused perverts
What are you doing?
You fool!
♪ But the boobs in California ♪
Oh, no, thanks. I went earlier.
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
I would die to come here!
Except Hannibal Lecter.
Just getting to the Olympics makes me a winner.
Seriously, Xan?
I was at pains to understand what you were thinking, Xanthippe.
and nobody will care what it's about.
The world can fight its wars, do its hashtag protests,
Wait, what about horses?
and... Oh, no, the chips are gone.
and then just became gun shops.
It was in a dream, and that sexy mouse was being very sarcastic.
I give up.
Lady, you're gonna pass out and break a hip.
The Columbia House band?
This song... this is me, man.
this is real.