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I'd watch The Robin Byrd Show and...
telling us what we need.
and I will still be a tired gay black man living in a sideways tugboat.
'cause I am allowed to field questions from my constituents,
But that song changed my mind.
I'm gonna talk our way out of this.
Hold them tight.
in your sexual tapestry.
♪ Well, you don't need to swear To have a fun rap ♪
Everybody already hates me here.
a word of advice:
Hey! Don't tell me what to do!
Ms. Kaushtupper, are you finished?
I bet. This place is all that...
This boy's got some opiiin....yuns.
would not give me the answer that I want.
♪ Shirts off, shades on Smash Mouth on the stereo ♪
Give me that.
♪ These are some things I never seen in a room... ♪
like Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code.
when, like most Americans,
Using a toilet is how corporations collect our DNA.
So maybe we're not so different.
Is it your pants?
For those times when you're sleepy and don't want to be,
And I want to help, but I can't buy you alcohol.
♪ But the boobs in California ♪
It's free!
♪ I love dogs and California ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
So you're worse than a rich prick.
The thing she wants you to put together is over there.
I am sick and tired of you rich pricks coming in here
Here.
I got a task too.
I'm calling Dean Cain,
What just happened?
No, they're precious, and it's scary putting them out there.
I mean, right now, I'm standing
Saudi Arabia?
Oh, we already have some pretty epic plans tonight.
And anonymous sexual encounters are an important strand
but aren't we all privileged in one way or another?
If you use your imagination,
Look, I signed up yesterday, and I've been raking in cash.
Oh, hey, um, there's, like, a movie in the lounge later.
♪ Welcome to the singing laundromat ♪
So, how about instead,
What's happening, do you think?
♪ Every Jew got an e-mail that mornin' ♪
Like a middle-aged lady sitting on a dryer at a singing laundromat!
What... what's the problem?
so I'm just gonna go ahead and say, "Banana."