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Oh, okay. Right, in the last ten seconds,
-So, all you can do is-- -Yeah, there is a skill to it.
I don't even know how it goes up and down.
for our housekeeping staff and action will be taken.
-Yes! Three and a half years! -Okay.
or did you destroy Earth?
I have exciting news.
What? What does that mean? So you're an actor. Yeah?
I did three years' training as an actor.
They gotta be sad looking and non-union.
I feel you're attacking me!
I'm pretending to be American to one lot of people.
Hey, man. Uh... Captain.
-CRIS: Oh! There he is. -There she is!
Six months extra journey time.
'Cause if so, get that stuff away from me.
Let's keep our eyes on the prize.
Um... He ordered the omelet with a sausage on the side.
IRIS: We need more money than there is money--
And eventually, they caved.
They're not a set of keys, you fucking psychopath.
Relax.
We're flying safe, Cap.
So, I look him in the eye, best I can.
that is absolutely exquisite.
Not yet, okay?
Maybe I'd change my jeans
Uh. (CLEARS THROAT) We head downwards, uh, through, um...
You know what's not enchanting? Your huckleberry tone.
What?
-Well, baby, you were on fire. -Oh, come on.
Well, your housekeeper just put an asshole on our bed.
You know, given the... and I say,
Oh, Captain, we have a laundry issue.
Yes, so close and yet, absolutely nowhere near.
There's been a surge in complaints about towels.
(ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, do we?
Oh, big fat Buddha.