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Well, you know the old saying.
...you've got a better shot of scoring with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I'm sorry. This is me.
- Yeah, I wish. - We're not flying. We're taking the train.
Actually, in India, the names of constellations are different.
Plus however long it takes to conclude this fairly pointless conversation.
- Right. Of course. - Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster.
- Uh-huh. - Yep.
Teasing the guys at the Apple store seems a little redundant now.
Back in the 21 st century, people are raising tray tables and putting seat-backs upright...
Do you see that small plastic case on my dresser?
Wow, what a diva.
Hoberman Sphere.
...you'd be Summer Winter.
...and its 1200-kilometer journey from Maharashtra to the Bikaner Junction.
"Hi, my name's Leonard."
- Well then why are you doing it? - Well, we had a vote.
This conference is a big thing.
She calls me Moon Pie because I'm nummy-nummy...
Put one beer in him, and he's M. Knight Charmalarmalon.
...so you must deal with a whole lot of "What has Smoot done lately?"
That is so cool.
Please. When it comes to Terminators...
Then I won't get to see his face light up as he reads it.
Okay, now that I've been completely insulted, have a good flight.
Okay, I'll be honest with you.