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- [salesperson scoffs] - Mm-hmm.
Long time. Few weeks maybe?
I walk into the stockroom to find my husband, of 30 years,
- Egg and cress. - Yeah.
I-- I have a large bottle of sriracha mayo at home.
Uh, one minute.
- Fine. - Fine.
We're talking about how people got their powers.
I wasn't in so much life-threatening peril that I couldn't use my phone.
Salt chicken?
Or, you know, like, what's your mother's maiden name?
[Jizzlord purrs]
No idea.
because I'm a powerless loser with thin, lifeless hair."
I assume whatever he did, didn't work, yeah?
[salesperson on phone] Prices start at £3,000.
I've got my power.
Yourself? With what?
- Jen! - No, I hate you.
Yeah, okay, what could I possibly send him that could, um, distract him that much?
♪ You think you started this It doesn't bother us ♪
Andy, please save me from my own monumentally stupid choices
[music stops]
All right. Chill out.
Do you think my power could still be tit-based?
- You can do this. - I can do this.
♪ You couldn't care less You're like a kid, yes ♪
Hit the boot, would you? Hit the boot for a united Ireland!
Jen, are you okay? Don't panic.