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Business at Rent-a-Swag could not be better.
- Can we talk about this tomorrow? - You were down in the polls.
I said no.
Well, that's too bad.
"A Ron Swanson-designed chair is the must-have item of the season,"
Can I just say, as a journalist,
I have a big idea.
the world needs you you have a gift
something that really lets people know
Larry, everyone else was able to make it to the committee meeting on time.
- Ann! - No!
Ann, you poetic and noble land mermaid,
Do you have anything to numb the pain?
Okay, people, the grand opening is in 20 hours.
I can sell your chairs on my site.
Which are?
My store is called Rent-a-Swag. It's a clothing rental service for teens.
The offer is valid for 48 hours.
Out, Wyatt. Walk it off.
working for you and this great city.
that we're gonna love each other forever.
Or he's secretly super in love with me.
started this whole recall business, but who cares now, right?
We would also be interested in acquiring your thinking PJs.
...Has actually been a not close race.
"In 30 days, I will no longer be a Pawnee city councilor."
You need to hear yourself read this.
Get a big old mug of hot chocolate, put on my thinking PJs, and get back to you.
And it'd be perfect for Bloosh.
Halloween was, like, kind of our thing.
I feel like we're best friends.
Fo' sho'.
Bloosh is a weekly lifestyle email written by Annabel Porter.
Listen to me very carefully.
Okay, we need to change every single banner.