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Okay, everyone, great work, as always.
Thank you.
Hello, hello. It's me. I'm here.
Two triangles and a tooth.
Oof, you got a long way to go, Swanson.
Can I just say And I think this is really important so I need everyone to shut up…
I wanted to be a city councilor, and I did, and I was, and I was like, whoo!
Sure, take a scoop out of the pill bucket.
And now I have seed money for my next venture.
It's genetic and unattainable.
- Thank God. - Finally.
Also, I think we should paint our deck, so I have some color samples for you.
like an oat wedge or a seaweed lozenge.
Don't let her get a tattoo.
with a hologram of four mes
into making my stupid night better,
But we should focus on the haunted house.
Easy for you to say.
You have to go and take me so I can meet her.
The votes have been counted, and I have been recalled.
tastefully done,
I'm fine. I mean, I got stuff to do. I'm planning a haunted house.
- It was...? That was my last shot. - Sorry, Tommy.
Thank you. I'll see you all tomorrow.
I thought it best to revisit the concession speech at a later time.
- But, yeah, sure, I can do that. - Awww!
- Yeah! What is it? - I got it.
I suggest you take it.
"Eat my shorts, Jabronies. Anderson, out."
I flushed my car keys down the toilet.
Please welcome lifestyle guru Annabel Porter.
- See you later, Ann. - No, Knope, sit down.
to discuss my chairs with this Porter woman.
Oh, it's so hard to read when you're drunk.
we paint our toenails to look like pumpkins?
my thinking PJs
It's probably that.
Ben and I tried to help you,
- Honey, I'm so sorry. - ...From the City Council.