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I want all five T-shirts to say "best vacation ever."
No, that's too big.
I need the fucking seed bell you have.
That's right. Dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land.
My children need wine.
Elephant and piggie
"Mommy, buy me a dog bowl!" "No. Come along, Stannis."
Are you kids gonna be all right? Kids?
- Are you talking to me? - No. My son is also named Bort.
Roger Meyers Sr., the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy...
Woody and buzz: come on let’s go get to sunny side daycare! Woody: everybody say oh cab driver! Woody and buzz: oh cab driver! Woody: it’s working!
- Dad? - I kicked one of those...
What with all the silicon chips and such.
now you be a good liberal bulwark, and don'ta you die.
Shrek: what do we ca……… Shrek and donkey: oh Too……….. Shrek: we have a great coo…….. Donkey: it’s not working! Shrek: it’s freezing!
Yeah. Dancing, bowling, fashionable shops, over 100 bars and saloons...
Can you believe I keep getting away with this?
Glad that wasn't us.
...Searing Gas Pain Land, Unnecessary Surgery Land.
You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us...
On TV, that mouse pulled out the cat's lungs...