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- Hi, we're on the list. - Names?
So, I just put your thoughts on paper. That's all.
Monkey, grab my hand!
Thank you. Lois doesn't like my toenails 'cause they stab her in the night.
- Recognize him, Brian? - No.
Hey, guys. I stopped at Pinkberry and I got some for everybody.
Come on, you fat fuck. Do it.
don messick's final vocal performance
Well, sometimes all anybody needs is a little bit of a wake-up call.
Meg, could you tell Dad that he's too fat to need extra syrup?
Jake after taking Floyd's hat
that stupid monkey's more of a father to him than I am.
- Brian, that's sick. She's 16! - I'm eight.
Lois, could you ask Chris to pass the maple syrup?
Dad, I thought you were gonna help me with my book report.
- Okay, okay, I'll help you. - Excellent.
A friendship is the best thing ever
Wow.
Thank you very much.
- Hey, these are pretty good, Stewie. - Really? Do you think you could sing them?
Wound up living in there for nine years.
Quagmire, fire up the biplane. My son needs my help.
That's right, Dad. You never ask. And even if you did, you never listen!
Well, maybe you just need a little extra help.
It's Miley Cyrus, and she's destroying the city!
But you know what is important? I'm gay now.