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for not having a parent there.
Don't let those women bum you out.
He was.
The job. He'll take it.
I'll see you at the, uh,
I'll take that as a yes.
Yeah, we probably scared him.
What happened to your hand?
What's the Snob Mob?
Done that.
It's my busy season.
that had a little oil and vinegar drizzled on it.
My daddy and I recently went to a Purity Ball, where he asked me
Drive carefully.
So now it's a drink?
Monica... she fucked a brother.
Liquor salesman. Bilingual insurance agent.
♪ I think I'm love drunk off one shot of you ♪
Okay.
Shit! No, I'll be right there.
All right? I got a gal...
for jacking off in Sherman Park.
Inhaling chemical fumes.
I'm happy with who we are... even if you're not.
You whore! He humiliated me!
I just haven't jumped on the bandwagon yet.
Second place sucks, huh?
That's a big one.
No, no, no. I lost my keys. Motherfucker!
"93 days accident free."
Well, that's gonna cut out half my wardrobe.
Aren't you?
Dispatch, this is off-duty Officer 2244 reporting
Get the fuck out of my house! Take it easy.
the nose, chain ring...
Okay, fine.
Suppose I could use a power tool?
Roberto Cavesi.
Fiona, Steve may not be the guy you think he is.
So, uh, I'm gonna leave it up to you.
You should have laid low, like I fucking told you to.
Maybe the boys have something I can wear.
We all have our problems with Frank,
267. Your doctor wants it under 150.
One might be my dad.
Come back here.
♪ Just stay the fuck out of my way. ♪
You're going down, fucker.
get in your truck and never come back.
♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
My goodness.
Very nice.
at McNally Construction.
her husband was going to come back early?
Because our kids play together.
All they do is talk about their husbands and their jobs
That's not possible.
One man's misfortune is another man's opportunity.
Uh-oh!
You want to see me make a mangina?
Sounds great to me.
We, um, we had a falling out a long time ago.
If it wasn't for me, she'd be unemployed. Oh...
like you suggested.