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COACH T: These parents are serious, all right?
You always want to fight for the little guy.
I don't know what to say. Yes.
We got tons of kids who I don't know at all.
-EVAN: Come on in! -Hi.
Right. But isn't that kind of, um...
-We got a hot tub, so, yeah. -Nice.
Now it's time for the ceremonial team skate.
I hate hockey.
It was the one time and I was running late.
(SINGING ALONG)
It's the first practice of the new season for the Mighty Ducks junior division.
Come on, let's go. We're late. Woo-hoo!
Head up.
who've been told that they're too small or too slow.
You hate hockey? You run an ice rink.
You're just as bad as they are.
Uh, what happens to the people after the three-month gym membership's over?
(CHOKING)
(EVAN GROANING)
But the second I was cut from the team, they cut me from their lives.
(RETCHING)
COACH T: Change!
Oh, boy...
Close. But you missed the cone.
I get it.
Weird, huh? I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Would you like some?
Finally.
You tell off the old team. You set up the new one.
We're gonna go to a store and we're gonna buy all the cheese puffs
Thanks.
It's gonna make nine-to-eleven seem like kid stuff and this roster's not yet set.
I don't have to submit to some lame parenting test from you.
Okay. Okay, that's it. I'm done.
-COMMENTATOR: Another huge stop! -I don't know. Let's see.
I'll find a coach. I'll find a rink.
-I'll give you a hand. -EVAN: Why do I friggin' bother?
She had to take her twins to hockey practice.
Last thing he needs is for you to go in and rescue him all the time.
he won't come out of his room.
We're letting him go.
It was awesome being part of the cool kids,
(CLEARS THROAT) So, Logan, we were thinking, um,