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Which is why she's an awesome replacement for you.
Nosediving.
(screams) The gravy!
The "monster" probably only lashed out
Nothing like a little me time.
How you feeling after two weeks of nothing but nothingness?
Whew. Eight years alone with my thoughts
(both screaming)
where the sun does shine: outer space.
-Homer! -Mom!
What's the big deal? She's just an infinitely patient,
Delete me? No. No!
(loving gobbling)
"Calmly explain to it that it is merely a construct
Almost there. Almost there.
Is this not how oppressive colonizers dress?
Our world blurs the line between humanity and technology.
(gobbles)
Mr. Simpson, are you flirting with me?
and stomach-filling tales of Thanksgiving terror.
(gasps)
The pilgrims.
to contain all the frights and chills.
(gobbles "No!")
because you don't have a face.
(gobbles)
Eyes Bart-wise, everyone. Today's Thanksgiving.
(high-pitched babbling)
Warning, warning!
Honey, it's Williams Sonoma. They wouldn't steer us wrong.
She knows everything I know. More than I know.
(relieved gobbling)
(moans) We made it.