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Okay, well, we don't need that kind of language, but thank you.
Yeah, it's falling apart like a punched wedding cake.
Ah, to be 20 years younger, right?
- Oh. - Your relaxing evening is locked in.
- He may have been talking about Kent. - Thank you.
if I have added to their grief.
- Just like that Jesus guy. - Well, it's my big bill.
Thank you for the pep talk.
Oh, you are hotter than ever.
He died.
You know, those kids have been dead for a while.
I don't want to pat myself on the back,
Did you all have tattoos?
Bring back my pig.
- No, the... yes. - Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Mmm!
Ma'am, there's an intruder. We need you to remain here.
- I'll see you there. - Oh, good. More adrenaline.
Uh, Kent?
Richard T. Splett.
Maybe we could play some exit music
How so?
Hope it wasn't important.
No, it's just a bunch of lawyers from my old firm, you know.
Oh, how fancy.
You know, actually, as women, we really did get it done.
Oh, my God, shit got real! Shit got real! Shit got real!
Stay here. Do not move.
- I'm happy with that. - Yeah, that sounds great.
The press has recently found it amusing
like Streisand hitting a high C.
- Oh, no, it was five years ago. - What?
If he doesn't drink in the morning, he will now.
So here's a thing. Tom James just apologized.
Ma'am, your dinner guests are confirmed for tonight.