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All I did... I just went...
words don't kill people,
Set it up, knock it down.
Unfortunately that is all the time I have.
Very well done. You might be the smartest woman I've ever paid for.
The data breach.
I could go on.
I'm in front of the firing squad today.
- Uh-huh, right. - It's just that the office of the president
Oh, duck 'cause I ducked.
God, kill me now.
- Okay, yeah. - Soda.
I'm gonna speak from the heart.
Gonna have the best day of your life.
but I'm not sure we'll achieve it in this generation.
What do you use, like rhino horns or monkey glands?
You think I'm just gonna say it doesn't fit and put it up on craigslist or something?
Oh. Okay.
Yeah, a lot of good that's gonna do you.
He's the gentleman that won the previous Mexican border fence contract.
blowing all those hockey players in college.
No one ever thought to tell you for unaccountable reasons.
Yeah, and that they don't demand more gun control.
What was he saying?
- Can you get me a coffee? - Yeah. Yeah.
I live on a regular street in real America
- You got me. - Yeah, I did.
People probably try to kill me most days, sweetie.
- Yeah, we're killing this. Hey, lighting. - What?
- Yeah. - Holy hell!
And the next one's foreign policy.
- Oh, wow. - When we couldn't afford anything else.
I mean, there isn't.
so maybe we just bring those back up just a little bit.
How about that? You remember Catherine.
It's like they took the word brain tumor
- My job is impossible. - Mm-hmm.
Someone sure put a lot of effort into that.
- Oh, yeah, sure. - Thank you very much.
Is this where I get whacked?
otherwise it just tastes of cold.
unlike guns,
Oh, I'm so sorry.
they talk Congress into stumping up money
- Kind of. Kind of, yeah. - Yeah.
You're eating ice cream? Really?