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I hate suits.
of the main office at Bad Place Headquarters.
I can't read philosophy for fun?
Don't get me wrong, I love shoving hot dogs into people,
I hear that, sister. I'm gonna go take a dump.
Can I have a glass of water?
and then we get in front of the Judge, and I'm 12 points short?
But then I remembered I’m a naughty bitch
Kant says that lying is always wrong,
And need I remind you it was doing things your way
Dang... you got that good stank
you just start to feel like you're repeating yourself.
Wait! What... whoa, whoa, whoa! Who are you guys?
Hi there, you big stinky poop face guys.
because I disobeyed a basic Kantian moral principle!
I think school is lame, I got a tattoo of David Blaine.
See, the trolley problem forces you to choose between
Anyway I drew up some extradition papers
and explanations of the torture they earned.
against the advice of the judge in court
with your moral principles, I get it.
Remember? The thought experiment where
It's the least horrifying room.
Step away from the portal!
You didn't give me a pin, man. I don't have one!
Be careful?
I'm Tahani Al-Jamil, a vainglorious attention seeker
You got it, you piece of butt.
two versions of letting other people die.
By the way, I'm gonna need four pins for my crew.
I just solved the trolley problem.
Yeah. I'm worried.