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Yes.
# Yes, I like pina coladas #
You're right. She's right.
He's a legitimate doctor, Stan. See for yourself.
I thanked him. Why did I thank him?
I hear during electrocutions, bodily functions may let go.
Oh. Dr. Vaginas says my lab work requires more information.
You are something else, Roger!
Usually people come towards whoever they say that to.
It's too early to push me down the stairs, Alik.
We should think about recessed lighting.
Feel like I'm 90% sleeve over here.
No, I mean it. You are milking the hell out of it.
I held up a gun, and the kids ran off. You'd be living a lie.
I just took the safety latches off the toilet seats.
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
- and the masked hero of Langley Falls. - Present.
I hadn't thought of that.
Oh, where is it? it has to be here.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lie to live.
There's nothing like a heroes, brunch.
That's a little trick I learned to quiet newborns...
Oh, God.
If it makes you feel any better, it wasn't my plan the whole time.
I do it because I care.
You know, I really think your mom's gonna come around...
- Oh, God! - That's how he became Sergeant Eye-Gouger.