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but moral strength is defined by how we behave
Okay, I'll just tell you. Um...
Janet, you can't just go around inventing people.
isn't harming anyone,
Have a seat.
Hope Raleigh is Noice And Cool!
[chuckles] Okay, stop it.
- About you. - What is it?
Janet, can I speak to you alone for a second?
and maybe she'll get rid of Derek herself.
- Bye, guys. - Derek!
Yes, because of what you said.
Here comes the egghead.
I know it's late.
That used to happen a lot at Lynyrd Skynyrd High School,
with award-winning legs set to marry you,
Of course.
The Jaguars are very good. Oh!
then maybe Janet will start glitching again...
Um, "Cannonball Run II."
if the Presidents on Mount Rushmore have butts
which was really just a bunch of tugboats tied together.
that I want to murder Derek. Boom!
I mean, the Doctrine of Double Effect, remember?
and real heartbreak doesn't have a simple cure.
In order to remain ethical, you can't just go into this
I say we just let sleeping dogs lie.
but I don't remember it at all.
[whimpers] Jason, Jason, Jason...
Yeah, mm-hmm, everything is fine, it's okay, yeah.
Well, he's about as dead as he can be.
Girl, you are a messy bench who loves drama,
We break up Jason and Tahani.
but that's also ethically kind of dicey.
- [sighs] - No, no!
Oh, I will start it.
Tahani and Jason will forget they were ever in love.
I hate the be the bearer of bad news...