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But you've helped me to see that there is more to life
Derek Hoffstetler, P.I.
Let's have it today at the beach.
And you have to talk about it.
I know, but we'll also be sent to the real Bad Place
And then, we'll meet back in your office.
in times of stress.
so just relax. Live it up. Out you go, here.
- Fine, but... - [both groan]
still alive?
of my whole life.
I'm sorry that it puts you in a weird position,
But Derek does seem to be
and telling them that secret might cause harm.
Because...
you don't need to explain yourself.
Well... Derek.
I designed this entire torture chamber
Will you marry me?
I made you this morning. We all remember.
mommy-girlfriend.
and then, of course, the Sorbonne.
[chuckles] His brain is wrong.
But, it does get rid of the little voice.
instead of a penis, Janet.
from radiant to merely dewy.
but keep doing it because your skin looks amazing.
with the intention of killing Derek.
I am out of here.
Donyou wanna try. . . Reabsorbing me?
[glass shatters]
with this whole "no genitals" thing again.
to be tortured for eternity, which will happen
in this house, aren't you?
That's cool. Until then...
We're forked here, aren't we?
Look, I don't want to talk about this,
Okay, look, when you said you were sad about Jason
that was stopped dramatically.
No, it's cool. We were wrapping it up.
For most of my classes,
who sometime has sex with me, your student.
basically like lying though?
[laughs]
- Say "goodbye," Derek. - Ah, good-bob.
Tahani, you're so smart.
Or "Eleanor, that old man just slipped on your olive pit,