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He's here.
Maybe what he's using to manipulate the public hasn't been invented yet.
Wait a minute.
It's a safe bet that Superman would prefer to stay out of politics, Mr. President.
Oh, no? I rather doubt you got back here by subway, Andrus.
Tempus, I speak to you as a fellow Utopian.
Well, I've just been waiting for the right journalists.
Yeah, Carl? Malcolm.
What are you doing?
Thanks, Jimmy.
...but then they'd know I was Superman.
Return with me now and make amends for your crimes.
As well it should be.
The mind of the paranoid delusional is a complex thing indeed.
Is it?
What, a darn nice guy?
The minds of these primitives are easily manipulated.
Thx fir the rude
While I was gone? What?
Sweetheart, is there something you'd like to share?
Arrested for bank robbery. Brought here ranting about Superman.
What? Yeah.
Clearly, I've projected my own identity issues onto Superman.
I'll meet you outside. Yeah?
Star reporters for the Daily Planet.
President of the United States. What a nightmare.
...warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
...for maximum effect.
... we'll just have to figure out something else.
It's just as well. Superman.
Kind of how I knew this...
Not if you say it fast.
Congratulations, Andrus. You've just become my running mate.
I didn't realize it was him at first...
... we're gonna make the transition as painless as possible.