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No...! Why?
Oh, I don't know, Olivia. Maybe that we are in a sexless marriage.
Women, Brian. What a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like,
featuring rock'n'roll legend Chuck Berry.
They do, it's called being gay.
Hoar?
- You must be Autumn Daniels. - Welcome to Barncliffe school for girls.
But you did want it to end. You've made that perfectly clear.
- Oh-ho-ho! Yes! - Yeah, thanks for coming, Fuad.
No, about you stay here and I leave and never come back again?
Boy, I am so beat from doing adult stuff all day.
I HAVE TO LEAVE, AND IM TAKING MY PUPPY WITH ME
Oh, look, look! Fangy vampire! Fangy vampire!
And, you know, he's done three national diaper commercials.
Oh, yeah!
Eh, not much, really. Just me and my pubes,
I bought you...
Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis.
No. A four-year-old died in the ball pit. We had to cancel.
I work really hard, 'cause I'm no fun.
Oh, yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly.