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I miss your emails. Long time no cc.
Oh, my goodness. Well, this has been
I may have gotten involved in a little something.
-You're sure? -Endorse. Yes.
Absolutely great.
Getting Senator Macauley to sneak in the VP's lame-ass legislation
-Marcus. -What?
-Why? Because of me? -No.
And then that small thing actually dies itself.
And, Dan, get over here and shake my hand.
Yes, of course. I get it, yeah.
Yeah, you are. Like rubber Jesus. (LAUGHING)
if you think about it.
-Hey, come here. -Relax, okay?
That's what it's called where they take your mortal remains
We are not exactly selling that many platinum level tickets.
So you feel you're back in the game?
It's being put to me that...
Jonah, do you come bearing news from the gentleman's club?
66% disapprove.
You know what? You go ride with the security detail.
Sir, you're the Vice Chair of the Congressional Oversight Committee.
Well, that's tomorrow in the plural.
so if you ever need a shoulder to cry on
It's always darkest before the storm. So...
Chinese daughter torture. It's a good one.
You talk a lot about really wanting to be able to make change.
Oh, forum's not happening.
-What business? -That's a need-to-know basis, Mike.
Hey, Mike.
Slaving away for Furlong?
Did you see the Chicago Tribune?
I'm the puppet master. I'm Pinocchio.
-Big bully, what are you doing? -You think that I'm a crybaby?
And its role in the Macauley amendment.
Madam Vice President, do you need five minutes?
you might get what we call corpse fucking.
Right, well, you know, I've got to tell you, these caterers, they've got...
and Egan with an open your fucking ears.
Oh, my God in heaven. So, let's see.
Making rubber day in and day out.
Yes, E as in ears.
Look who's playing golf with the President.
Apologies, ma'am. Effed in the b-hole across all networks.
So think about that.
Let's go. Don't give me that sad orphan face, all right?
Good to see you again, buddy.
-I'm sorry about your tears. -Yeah.
I know how to give a motherfucking speech.
Okay, that changes everything.
Still up here in Cleveland, huh, Will?
-Do you know what I mean? -Mmm-hmm.
It's 24/7. It's a public duty.
Your filibuster reform stalled.
Hello! Yes. I see you.
You want to tell a congressional committee the truth, Dan.