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[Humming]
The only Olympic sport...
Hoist her up. Let's see how she looks.
WOMAN: Way to go! Way to go, Hank!
After all, Hank, America is not just a land of opportunity...
'Cause he's a quitter. I never quit. Hell, I've been smoking for 30 years.
[Exclaiming in pain]
Congratulations, sug'!
For nominating himself behind my back.
Don't worry, Dad! I'm coming as fast as I can!
The flame iow begiis its loig jouriey from Atheis, Greece,,,
Hey, who wants to dance? Dale, help me move that couch.
Now, I know you thought you'd never win a trophy...
Hank, wait!
And on the very next play, going for the two-point conversion...
of the Olympic flame and all it represents...
[Bobby exclaims]
Dad...
And your car didn't go off the road.
Why is he slowing down?
I'll go turn on your computer and warm up the seat.
[Hank chuckling]
Au coitraire, I am inhaling it.
And then, well, you know.
Are you filled with pride? Humility?
And you like to wear masks.
Now, I can go back to using my maiden name.
[Crowd cheering]
Oh, dang it, I just took our camera in to be developed.
What? Dang it, Dale. You remember how mad I was...
They don't give trophies for being a sweet, sweet, sweet boy.