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The hopes and dreams of a small Texas town in the state of Texas...
But, Mom, you said I was gonna get a trophy.
You may drop off your essay at the station or at any Pinky's Liquor.
Come on. Less talky, more walky.
For preserving the honor and integrity...
Film's a little grainy, but I think you can see bone.
The year is 1895.
-It's from the essay. -Damn, that's good.
He's 40. Cut him some slack.
-Easier on the knees. -Beautiful, Bobby.
-Anyone want to see Nancy in an art film? -Sug'!
Give me another 0.5 miles.
Hold on. I've got some mail for him, too.
I haven't won one yet and my body's already starting to go.
And I graciously accepted.
He put it out.
No, no, it's fine. It looks exactly like the old flame.
Until now.
Yep. Your dad's a real hero.
[All cheering]
And I specifically remember, it was not ""Why I Should Carry the Torch.""
I hereby award this trophy to Brian Clemmer
so do not do that thing with your nose that you're not aware of.
All right!
Then I'll get a trophy.
How am I gonna enjoy the figure skating with this dark cloud hanging over us?
Now!
if your ankle hadn't snapped just two yards from the goal line.
Or would you like to turn yourself in, Hank?
Okay. I will go find an Olympic official.
[Exclaiming]
when you guys washed my truck without permission.