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and thus securing my friendship
No, it's not even called
Do you understand what that means?
I won't.
maybe you're better off without him.
You're worried about nothing.
That's better.
Just taking a class
One of the greatest intellects of our time
Moments ago, he accepted my request.
"but I'm the one who learned a lesson.
She hands in the paper tomorrow.
And she's my girlfriend...
What? Oh, of course,
let's put some cow meat on the barbecue
That's right. On my paper.
I'm going to try using an American accent.
She sounds exactly like you!
and when I got out, I started to dry off with
There were just a few things that needed a little polishing.
Look, I didn't finish college,
Sorry.
Play. Play.
So do it.
Maybe later, if you're lucky,
That somewhere right now Stephen Hawking is saying,
You pulled the plug on my funk.
Don't worry, this is exactly how you look
Stephen Hawking's a genius
of going back to school.
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.
I want to hear.