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It's just a mess out there. I hate this kind of weather.
I'm not the mastermind behind some great scheme to spoil your dinner plans...
Right. Rich Bloomenfeld.
How many kids did you say you have?
Why? That's a good question. I don't know why.
You're gonna be fine. I'm positive about that.
I mean, I sat next to him in practice for months...
- The maid. - Yes.
I was on my way back from Stamford. My car decided to stop.
- Where's the musket now? - He was buried with it.
And once again we miss each other.
Everyone at school's gonna be talking about me. I can't show my face.
Yes, he is a child.
"...and imminent death in their valiant efforts..."
Lorelai, it's Max. Medina, Max Medina.
Yeah. And I wanna hear the rest of the teacher-on-the-couch incident.
Why, yes, I do.
- Yeah, he even had his own musket. - Really?
is the anniversary of the legendary Battle of Stars Hollow.
Yes, well, things happen, don't they?
why don't you go stand in line for toilet paper in the USSR?
I know who likes Rocky Road cookies.
- So we're actually gonna do this? - Yes, we are.
I think it's something only you can smell.
This is still a joke to you, young man.
- See you later. - Yeah, see you.
He has nice hair.
And it's an awful night.
You are mocking your mother, the woman who birthed you.
I mean, you seem to have this really great life going...
- And you're... - Thinking where I should take you.
- Things bad out there? - It's crazy.
You know I have to go to my grandparents' on Fridays.
- No, thank you. I'm fine. - You know what?
So not helping.
I just can't believe it.
- That must be nice. - Whatever you say.
It must be fate.
Well, all right, then. Thank you.
except for 2,000 Korean Bibles and a potential "F" in jazz band.
That salmon is a fine delicacy.
and then one day I look over, and it's Rich.
of freezing to death in the woods, eating your friend's buttocks to stay alive...
I've been enjoying the hell out of myself tonight...
You are my favorite daughter.
- Where's Rory tonight? - She's in Hartford with her grandparents.
No, where I should take you.
If it's as bad as you say it is, I don't see how I'd come.