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So you know Raymond Oliver?
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Jack and that girl? What about that? Oh, well...
No, I just know how much she likes him, and...
[ Chuckling ] Oh! Nowhere, thank goodness.
And you can still find time to cook?
Sure. Unless you and your friend here...
Well, I suppose I could give you a few pointers.
If I stay, he'll see me. Not if you stay in the kitchen.
But you don't do that in a blender.
Boy, I wish it were that simple.
Now Chrissy, all you have to do is keep the soup on simmer.
Ground pepper, wine vinegar, olive oil. Stand
Oh, Jack. I've got to talk to you.
Uh, not anymore, Jack.
[ Smacks Lips ] I seem to taste a dash of cinnamon in the claret consommé.
Of all the rotten, mean, egotistical creeps...
And Mrs. Roper's got a plant that's as good as new!
and he said he was ready for dessert!
I hope I am.
Michael, there's something you ought to know.
What? What kind of a fink is he?
It is a miracle he can get anything done.
[ Moaning ]
Jack lives here.
[ Chrissy Giggles ] [ Chattering ]
Would you excuse me? I'd like to freshen up my hand.
Well, you see, the pan is totally unnecessary.
- She looks all right to me. - Well, see? It works!
Helen, I'm serious.
when there's, uh, too much weight near the door.
I mean, like the Good Book says, "Jack can fool some of the people all the time,
I thought you must be.