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and she doesn't want him to know she has kids,
I can tell a Galapagos teak from a Maltese cherry.
I'd rather not ask you to do.
For the kidney?
so I brought him in here to show him my scary boss side.
I hate that I made you uncomfortable.
Well, if it helps you, I eat everything I want,
You know, I'm glad we're doing this again.
And DeAndre Jordan and Charles Barkley are here.
Let's go get our seats.
Come on!
$40 at the estate sale? Can you believe that?
I've waited a year for my shot at redemption
The thing is, I don't know if I want to be
This sort of seems like a family thing,
Phil, honey, hi! I'm sorry we're late,
You sound like the guy who was sick on the news.
Cupping?
and force us to look at the worst in ourselves.
Where's Joe?
My grandpa said it was the worst case of avian anxiety
It was the annual high school charity basketball game --
I've seen how much those guys pants you. Oh, my God.
Ew. All right, papi, thank you so much,
You know it's loud when you can't hear my voice!
Hey, my phone died. Can I borrow one of yours?
he asked her to do in the bedroom.
Shh! I want to hear this. Give me your hands.
Hey, DeAndre Jordan.
Did I hear somebody using my shredder without signing it out?
There's only one thing that they're not gonna be expecting.
Sometimes I like to leave and come back to things.
It's an exposé on cheap lumber
And you're helping the parents.
Tear my head off.
I'm sorry if that sounds racist.
Ooh, I should take this.
Stop flopping!
I know you like to use them to ignore people.
Wait. They're probably just here
-He's with Margaret. -Oh, okay.