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And those fake friends of yours out there, I just wanted to shoot myself.
I just wish I could've stuck around long enough for grandchildren.
"we are gonna rock this gas station bathroom
She had to raise my brother and me by herself.
Back off, Barney. You have no idea how hard it is
I love your nose job.
When I watch The Karate Kid, I root for the karate kid,
Aw! You call your mom every day?
Maybe I don't have a type, Lily.
but he learns an important lesson about gracefully accepting defeat.
I'd put on a little play for the parents with all the other kids.
I'm sorry. That movie...
I know it sounds crazy, and I am so sorry, Mom.
I'm gonna hit the bathroom, then bail.
You see, Mom? I found someone who makes me happy.
Oh, my God!
- you don't root for Daniel-san? - Nope.
No, I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey
Wait, do you think it's possible that Barney Stinson has a girlfriend?
Was it me who betrayed you,
Who knew Barney had such a great mom?
You're not getting a catchphrase.
So, you don't like playing Barney's son?
- Grant. - Yeah?
don't run away from it. Don't be me.
I'm not proud of it.
to looking into some guy's eyes and thinking,
She mostly does off-Broadway theater. Wonderful actress.
- Two-minute warning for meatloaf! - Meatloaf?