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We're engaged.
You said that if I slept with you, my son would get the part.
Thank God! I do not like that woman.
Grant.
Now go memorize your lines for the big dinner scene.
Okay, it's a long story.
Mom, this is Betty.
All right, thanks a lot, buddy. I didn't need to sleep tonight.
A horror, dear. A dirty horror.
Yeah, I was a bit of a whore.
You were a revelation!
Look, Mom, there's something I have to tell you.
God, do you think the male mind is really that simplistic,
Wait. When you watch The Karate Kid,
- What? - "Kindhearted"?
- Mom. - Yes.
I feel like I already know you all.
"Not forever, sweetie. Marshall's going to Heaven."
I figured he was just talking to some girl he was trying to nail.
Oh, thanks.
Barney, I love you, perfect family or no perfect family.